Is this the Start

Picture it, Sicily 1918. We are back into the swing of things being back in our old haunting grounds. So when back in Rome, we go out with Romans and do what they do (and what i use to do). So we find ourselves back at Myther Bowls Club. A favourite of many Romans. We walk end to end, having a few rolls and most importantly, enjoying the 1985 price of alcohol. So it is in my endeavour of enjoying this past time normally reserved for our old folk of the population, that my beautiful, now pissed, partner is standing over me awaiting the end to be won, when low and behold, like the monkey she is she was picking at my hair when she finds............my first "sparkle hair". Not beleiving the numerous Corona's that she spoke, a fellow friend concured. Chickens Bum it was a Sparkle Hair...........

The moral of this painful story is - Dont play old peoples games as you start to look like them.

This is Kim Dundee Reporting from Outside of the Territory