Pedal Car Story

Picture it, silicy 1921.

A fire fighter is polishing a fire engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red pedal car with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the car tied to a dog and cat.
The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look, "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks", the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied one car leash to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could probably go a lot faster."
The little girl pauses for a moment to think, looks at the pedal car, at the dog and at the cat, then shyly looks up into the fireman's eyes and says.....
"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f**king siren, would I?!"

Ah, doesnt everyone love a good pedal car story, I know I do..........

This is kim dundee reporting from outside the territory, where she is now closer to her beloved pedal car collection.

Is this the Start

Picture it, Sicily 1918. We are back into the swing of things being back in our old haunting grounds. So when back in Rome, we go out with Romans and do what they do (and what i use to do). So we find ourselves back at Myther Bowls Club. A favourite of many Romans. We walk end to end, having a few rolls and most importantly, enjoying the 1985 price of alcohol. So it is in my endeavour of enjoying this past time normally reserved for our old folk of the population, that my beautiful, now pissed, partner is standing over me awaiting the end to be won, when low and behold, like the monkey she is she was picking at my hair when she finds............my first "sparkle hair". Not beleiving the numerous Corona's that she spoke, a fellow friend concured. Chickens Bum it was a Sparkle Hair...........

The moral of this painful story is - Dont play old peoples games as you start to look like them.

This is Kim Dundee Reporting from Outside of the Territory