C U Northern Territory

Well the rumours are true – Kim Dundee has LEFT the Territory. Yes that tripping cape crusader has up and left town. The word came through while she was in Alice in Wonderland seeing if the Todd would flow for her again. However something else flowed during her last night there – bloody Crowne Largers. So she returned to Darwin, praying that the plane would crash as she was in a house of pain ready to kill that ministerial advisor that she was sitting next to – cause she could sleep, to return to her digs to find her trusty partner had also played up while she was away and was too nursing a hang over from hell.

All pain aside we packed the truck ready for our sudden departure of the Territory the following night, after returning from a days work.

But where has she gone? Where is she going to pop up at?

Could she be heading to the place that had a brand new SAAB convertible sitting in the driveway of a house that was being vacated for a while??????

Well your style indicator is correct. After 5 days on the road and an enormous “ah grasshopper” plague driven through, we arrived at our destination to take possession of a whole lot of style. Tonka swapped – well she was still stinking of dead hoppers – into the nice leather seats and the top down of the new SAAB. Ok, so karma got us back as we got sunburnt cruising around are new digs, but hey it didn’t stink of dead hoppers.

Apologies to all we didn’t get to say farewell to in our haste to exit the Territory, if only we had 25 hours in the day and 24 less Crowne Largers in a night.

This is Kim Dundee reporting from Outside of the Territory